Tink (from the bathroom): Momma, I need to tell you something I've never told you before!
Me: I'm not coming in there to wipe your tushie, you are a big girl and know how to do that.
Tink: NOOO! It's really important! You're really beautiful momma. Now will you wipe my butusky?
Me: Hmm, I'm onto you.
Tink erupted in giggles: You are still beautiful.